special request

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jan 24, 2013.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    Special Request

    I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!

    His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.

    When he came back he handed her some diet pills.

    Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can you help him?

  2. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    I think I know one guy who may be able to help....

    He's the guy who replaced all of the vanity mirrors in the house with the circus hall of mirrors type that turn the viewer's image from stout to svelte. Body image is all in the mind ;)
  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Tell him to start fishing more, buy a fast car and do what he wants on the weekend.... enjoy the break!!! [booze]
  4. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Some women just have no sense of humor, LOL!
  5. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Yeah, mine didn't see anything funny about the four slot toaster, so she could make breakfast faster, either....;)
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  6. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    I tried one of those pills... it got stuck in my throat ... and all it gave me was a stiff neck....;)
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  7. larryinalabama

    larryinalabama Monkey++

    I saw the commerical on those pills, it states if an erection lasts longer than 6 hours.....seek medical attention..........would tht be for the woman?
  8. Silversnake

    Silversnake Silverback

    One of my patients I gave those to was a lawyer. Made him taller.
  9. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

  10. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    That's after he gets out of the hospital right?
  11. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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