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Speeding Ticket

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Conagher, Sep 11, 2005.

  1. Conagher

    Conagher Dark Custom Rider Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A local county mounty pulls over a fella for doing 80 MPH in a 55 MPH zone.
    The following exchange takes place:

    Cop - May I see your drivers license?

    Driver - I don't have one, it was suspended when i got my fifth OWI.

    Cop - Can I see your registration?

    Driver - It's not my car, I stole it.

    Cop - This car is stolen!?

    Driver - That's right, but I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Cop - There's a gun in the glove box!?

    Driver - Yes sir, That's where I put it after I shot the owner of the car and stuffed him in the trunk.

    Cop - There's a body in the trunk!?

    Driver - Yes sir.

    Being a rookie and not knowing what to do the officer radios his captain. The car is surrounded and the captain approaches
    the driver:

    Captain - Let me see your drivers license.

    Driver - Certainly sir, here you are........it was valid.

    Captain - Who does this car belong to?

    Driver - It's mine officer, here's the registration.......The car was his.

    Captain - Reach over and slowly open the glove box, I need to check for a gun.

    Driver - Yes sir, but there is no gun in there................Sure enough, nothing in the glove box

    Captain - Step out of the vehicle and open the trunk.

    Driver - No problem....................trunk is opened, nothing but a spare tire.

    Captain - I dont understand. The officer who stopped you said that you told him that you didn't have a license, stole the car,
    had a gun in the glove box and a body in the trunk!

    Driver - Really!? I'll bet that lyin' S.O.B. told you I was speeding too!:lol: [ROFL]
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [nutkick] [doh] [rofllmao] :lol: [ROFL]
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