A local county mounty pulls over a fella for doing 80 MPH in a 55 MPH zone. The following exchange takes place: Cop - May I see your drivers license? Driver - I don't have one, it was suspended when i got my fifth OWI. Cop - Can I see your registration? Driver - It's not my car, I stole it. Cop - This car is stolen!? Driver - That's right, but I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Cop - There's a gun in the glove box!? Driver - Yes sir, That's where I put it after I shot the owner of the car and stuffed him in the trunk. Cop - There's a body in the trunk!? Driver - Yes sir. Being a rookie and not knowing what to do the officer radios his captain. The car is surrounded and the captain approaches the driver: Captain - Let me see your drivers license. Driver - Certainly sir, here you are........it was valid. Captain - Who does this car belong to? Driver - It's mine officer, here's the registration.......The car was his. Captain - Reach over and slowly open the glove box, I need to check for a gun. Driver - Yes sir, but there is no gun in there................Sure enough, nothing in the glove box Captain - Step out of the vehicle and open the trunk. Driver - No problem....................trunk is opened, nothing but a spare tire. Captain - I dont understand. The officer who stopped you said that you told him that you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box and a body in the trunk! Driver - Really!? I'll bet that lyin' S.O.B. told you I was speeding too!