Sprouted Beans

Discussion in 'The Green Patch' started by Hanzo, Apr 9, 2023.


  1. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++

    Wifee likes very healthy stuff. She bought a bunch of sprouted beans, saying there is much energy in them once they sprout. She told me before she left on her trip and suggested I eat it all before she gets back as they might not keep.

    So I had the bag of sprouted beans for dinner. Added good olive oil, sea salt and ground pepper. It was good. Had two bowls. First on, I added a Mediterranean seasoning my student gave me. Second bowl, I added Tajin.


    Tastes good and healthy (I rather have sushi or steak, but don't tell the wifee), but the consequence was a lot of farting. Lucky, it was just me and the dogs. Big dog was snoring away like an old man on my bed. When I farted, he woke up and split. How rude! At least the medium dog stayed with me.
     
  2. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    Dude it's pretty bad when ya make dogs run ohnoz. ohnoz.

    I can say that cause i've done it too...

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  3. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    In my case, it was the sound that disturbed his slumber. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
     
  4. natshare

    natshare Monkey+++

    Had a buddy who could clear a 800 sq ft shop, with one of his. Told him, repeatedly, that he needed to go see the doctor, to find out what DIED in his butt! :eek::rolleyes:
     
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  5. Hanzo

    Hanzo Monkey+++


    Worked with this guy decades ago. Total jerk. He would eat fermented beans, then let loose in the elevator. Totally nasty. Then he would go into a coworker's office, unload and leave and shut the door leaving the poor guy in there. Just so wrong.
     
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