Stalin Visiting Putin

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by chelloveck, May 2, 2022.


  1. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Stalin Visiting Putin:
    While Putin is working in his office planning the Ukraine war, the ghost of Stalin suddenly appears. Putin takes the opportunity to seek advice: “Stalin, what happened? why are things not working out for us?”
    Stalin gives him advice: “Send 5 million Russians to their death at war, and paint the Kremlin blue.”
    “Why blue?” asks Vladimir Putin.
    “… I knew you wouldn’t have a problem with the first part,” chuckles the old Stalin.
     
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  2. enloopious

    enloopious Rocket Surgeon

    Yeah I saw this same joke when I googled best Putin jokes. What's your agenda. Do you think that people are going to blindly follow you or are you just trying to get your like count up?
     
  3. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    biglaffHey Chell, it appears from some of the comments you've honed your devil's advocate skills to a fine edge.(y)
     
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  4. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    More like devilish advocate skills it seems...with an 'agenda' and a penchant for 'likes' according to some. ;)
     
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  5. Wildbilly

    Wildbilly Monkey+++

    I like the joke/true story where Biden meets with Putin and looks him in the eyes. Biden: You really don't have a soul, do you? Putin: Good! We understand one another!
     
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