Story Time

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Minuteman, Jan 19, 2023.

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Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

Suddenly a twitch

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 25, 2023

#81
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a last gasp

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 25, 2023

#82
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

The walking dead

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Jan 25, 2023

#83
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

are among us

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 25, 2023

#84
Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

His eyes open

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Jan 26, 2023

#85
SB21 Monkey+++

Glowing blood red

" War I despise . But if brought to my door , I will be home "
James A. Garfield , Civil War Officer and US President

" A life worth living , is a life worth dying for "

SB21, Jan 26, 2023

#86
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

yet sees nothing

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 26, 2023

#87
Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

Brains, brains, brains

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 26, 2023

#88
Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

Yum, yum , yum

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Jan 26, 2023

#89
Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

He munched on

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 26, 2023

#90
3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

Mad cow disease

Korg groking Grok

"An armed man is a citizen. A disarmed man is a subject." - Anonymous

3M-TA3, Jan 26, 2023

#91
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

no more beefs

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 26, 2023

#92
Minuteman Chaplain Moderator Founding Member

They're all dead

"Today, we need a nation of Minutemen, citizens who are not only prepared to take arms, but citizens who regard the preservation of freedom as the basic purpose of their daily life and who are willing to consciously work and sacrifice for that freedom." - John F. Kennedy

"You took the good things for granted-now you must earn them again. For every right that you cherish, you have a duty that you must fulfill. For every hope that you entertain, you have a task that you must perform. For every good that you wish to preserve, you will have to sacrifice your comfort and ease. There is nothing for nothing any longer." -George Washington

Minuteman, Jan 26, 2023

#93
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Safe behind wire

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 26, 2023

#94
Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

Where life is

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 26, 2023

#95
Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

Time 4 a Beer

(3 words still)
Sloth

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Jan 27, 2023

#96
Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

so shots poured

I will die on my feet before I will live on my knees.
"Socialism is like a nude beach, it all sounds great until you get there." Dennis Miller

Dunerunner, Jan 27, 2023

#97
VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

Drunk she was

Minister of Misinformation, Misdirection and just plain missing.

VisuTrac, Jan 27, 2023

#98
Seawolf1090 Retired Curmudgeonly IT Monkey Founding Member

from the dark

Text-speak and hashtags get you into the ignore list.
As will tagging my name.
Stop ILLITERACY - if your spelling and grammar skills are weak, proofread!
I have learned on these online forums, that nobody proofreads anymore. Truly a lost art.
Throwing a comma after every three or four words is not correct. Makes your post hard to read.
Then and Than - NOT INTERCHANGEABLE! They have different meanings.

Seawolf1090, Jan 27, 2023

#99
Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

of deep thoughts

Just my point that's all .

Cruisin Sloth, Jan 27, 2023

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