Strange bits of survival lore...

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  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    This post is for strange tidbits of survival lore that may be of use in a strange circumstances....

    1. Dogs always poop facing north or south... (Mine Faces South)
    2. Bees will stay within 2 miles of water...
     
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  2. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++

    1 is BS. Mine poops to the rising sun. 2 is likely true. They need a good source of water. Mine are down by the creek in the woods.
     
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  3. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    * Year of snow, fruit will grow.
    *Don't kill a lady bug, she brings luck.
    * If you buy a man a pair of shoes, he will walk out on you.
    * Doors and drawers stick before rain.
     
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  4. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    All true! The snow prepare the branches for the weight of fruit, lady bugs are like bees, spreading polin and seed, shoes, not sure but sounds good to me, barometric pressure changes and humidity will swell wood, making doors and drawers tight!
     
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  5. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grampa Monkey

    A good weather gauge is a dogs coat, frizzy and it' going to be stormy, flat and lifeless, it's going to be hot, fluffy, it's going to be cold! Dog rolling around on the ground means the weather is going to change soon!
     
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  6. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    * When dogs howl at the moon or growl at nothing in particular, it was believed that they were alerting their human keepers to the presence of supernatural or fairy powers
     
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  7. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Dogs poop in alignment with Earth's magnetic field, study finds. Dogs use the Earth's magnetic field when they're relieving themselves. Not only that, but canines choose to do so in a north-south axis, a new study published in the journal Frontiers in Zoology says.Jan 3, 2014

    And, when grazing or resting, cows tended to face either magnetic north or south. The researchers combined field observations with the satellite data and discovered that herds of both deer and cattle tend to align themselves north-south.Aug 26, 2008


    Dogs are sensitive to small variations of the Earth’s magnetic field
     
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  8. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Maybe your dog is channeling a blonde....;)
     
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  9. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    [LMAO] I have my compass out for next time my dog has to go.
     
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  10. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

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    This is an awesome trick that can be used in any situation for a little fun, though it’s still helpful in a survival sense if, say, your dog buries your car keys or something. It turns out that with just a handheld radio and a pocket calculator, you can make a crude metal detector. Here’s how it works:

    Set the radio to AM and tune it to a frequency that doesn’t pick up a station—the higher the frequency the better, but the only sound coming out should be static. Now turn up the radio’s volume, take the calculator in the other hand (it should be on), and angle the two so that they sort of face each other. At the right angle, the radio’s static will turn to a light buzz—you’ll hear the difference, but you might need to experiment with the angle and the distance between the calculator and radio. If you sweep this makeshift device over the ground, any metal buried relatively close to the surface will strengthen the sound of the buzz.

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  11. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    The specifics of wilderness survival change a lot depending on what part of the world you’re trapped in. Knowing how to treat hypothermia is about as useful as a bag of malaria for a castaway in the tropics, but it’s the difference between life and death when you get locked in the meat cooler at work again. But one constant in nature is that you can almost always find a body of water—and if you have the know-how, this water means food.

    So what if you don’t know how to fish, or don’t have any gear? All you need is a shirt and enough saliva to spit. Spit fishing is a quick way to catch minnows and small fish, which can then either be cooked up into a crunchy goulash or used as bait to catch bigger fish. All you do is wade out into the water, lift the front of your shirt to improvise a net under the water’s surface, and spit. Minnows are attracted to the spit—they think it’s food—and when they’re clustered in front of you, jerk your shirt up out of the water.




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    Tampon Fishing Bobber

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    Tampons are almost as useful for surviving in the wild as condoms—and as weird as that sounds, it’s not even a little bit sarcastic. A tampon has four basic parts: a plastic tube, cotton wadding, string, and an airtight wrapper. For a quick DIY fishing bobber, open the wrapper at one end, take the tampon out, then tie the wrapper closed with a bubble of air inside.

    If it doesn’t float, stuff some of the cotton into the bubble. Now you can tie your bobber to a fishing line and leave it while you take care of more important things, like scaring all those bears away from your campsite. It’s all about multitasking.

    But that’s not all you can do with a tampon. The cotton makes perfect tinder for starting a fire. Stuff the cotton into the plastic tube to make a filter straw for drinking sediment-heavy water. Use the string to tie a puff of cotton to the end of a wooden skewer—and now you have a dart for your blowgun. At the very least, the absorbent cotton makes an effective bandage for cuts and scrapes. Perhaps you should make room for tampons in your survival kit.

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  12. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    This is honestly something you should never attempt, and hopefully you’re never in a situation that would call for you to perform first aid on a lung puncture—but hey, knowledge is power. A sucking chest wound is a type of wound that penetrates through the chest wall and into the lung. Because of the extra lung hole, air can escape through the chest with a distinctive “sucking” sound (hence the name).

    Needless to say, sucking chest wounds are usually fatal unless they’re treated immediately—and when you’re thousands of miles from the nearest hospital, you’d think that would be bad news.

    But here’s what you can do: find a piece of plastic (saran wrap is perfect) with which you can seal the hole, so that the chest cavity around the lung doesn’t get more air pressure than the lung itself. If this happens, the lung will collapse. When you seal the hole, leave a flap at the bottom that will allow air to leave through the wound without entering it. This may seem useless now, but you never know—you might have to save someone’s life someday.
    10 Off-The-Wall Survival Tricks And Tools - Listverse

    You can also use a drivers license, credit card, picture window, etc.... and duct tape to hold it down....
     
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  13. DKR

    DKR Raconteur of the first stripe

    It will snow 6 weeks after the Fireweed tops out.

    The taller the Fireweed, the more snow will fall

    Note - these may only apply to coastal Alaska.

    Fireweed
    Chamaenerion angustifolium, commonly known in North America as fireweed
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  14. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    It’s an old adage: if you have enough condoms, you can survive in the wild for years. And even if we just made that up, it’s still true. Condoms can provide you with food, water, fire, and shelter—the four key elements of survival. Getting stranded with a condom shipment would be the luckiest break apart from not getting stranded at all. For starters, condoms make very decent water storage containers. You would be surprised at how big they can get—two or three full condoms will provide enough water for a person for a week.

    Condoms also burn. A latex condom will light up instantly, making it perfect tinder for getting a fire going. And since they’re watertight by nature, they can also be used to safely carry dry tinder. In a pinch, you can use condoms as rope to tie up a tarpaulin for shelter or—seriously—even turn them into a slingshot to hunt small game. Yes, you can hunt wild animals with condoms.

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  15. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    If you leave a beer sitting on the counter to long.... it gets warm and taste like Germany.
     
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  16. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Losing your direction without a compass can be a deadly mistake, and nature is not a forgiving beast. If you’re willing to wait a whole day, you can figure out west and east by the direction of the setting sun; but without food and water, time is a luxury you might not have. That’s why getting an accurate compass bearing is crucial, and you can do it easily with a simple analog watch.

    Hold your watch horizontally and point it so that the hour hand is facing into the sun. At the center point between the 12 and the hour hand is your north/south line, with north facing away from the sun. So if the hour hand is pointing at 4, for example, the 2 would point towards the south and the 8 would point towards the north.

    Just remember, this only works in the Northern Hemisphere; and during Daylight Savings Time you would use the 1 instead of the 12 to determine the center line. If you’re in the Southern Hemisphere, orient the 12 directly towards the sun, and the north/south line will still cut directly between the 12 and the hour hand, but north will be closest to the sun.
     
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  17. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Could be worse if you embalm it, it tastes like "Ba Muoi Ba" or San Miguel Philippines (San Miguel Manila was the export version...)
     
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  20. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    One more reason to leave the digital world behind.
     
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