Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by VisuTrac, Jul 25, 2011.

  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Just in case you are having a rough day, here is the latest stress management technique recommended in the latest psychologist journal. The funny thing is that it really does work!! It might even bring back that long lost smile. There are only seven simple steps.

    Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
    Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.
    Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.
    Imagine no one knows your secret place.
    Visualize you are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.
    Think about the soothing sound of a gentle waterfall as it fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
    The water is so clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

    There! See? It really does work, you're smiling already!
    melbo, ditch witch, tulianr and 5 others like this.
  2. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    I would like to try that, but i'm just to pretty for prison...
    ditch witch and tulianr like this.
  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    I found that most of the faces I see, keep "FLOATING" to the surface...some things just never change....!
  4. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    Sounds better than my method. For some reason saying all of the different words associated with being angry just seems to escalate things. I'm angry, upset, mad, miffed, ticked, jacked, steamed, P.O.ed, enraged, screaming mad, CRAZY F-N MAD. Go figure, it might work for you.
  5. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    And after that public admission of mental instability (the crazy part) your local state officials will soon be coming to remove all the firearms from your possession.
  6. Rabid

    Rabid Monkey

    They can't, the spiders got into my gun closet and stole every one of them. I know because the big one took a shot at me as he crawled behind the moulding.
  7. ditch witch

    ditch witch I do stupid crap, so you don't have to

    Hmmm.... wonder if the rent-a-kid would like to go swimming tomorrow....
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