Strip down

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jan 26, 2015.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    gun control has already started at B### Pro Shop Sporting Good

    when I was ready to pay for my purchase of powder and bullets, the cashier said

    "strip down , facing me "

    making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos

    running amok, I did just a she had instructed...

    when the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided

    I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader

    I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future

    they need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer

    I still do not think I looked that bad................
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  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    That poor woman will never ever get that picture of your olde scrawny bare body out of her mind. lol
    we do know you were just fooling. good joke
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  3. KAS

    KAS Monkey++

    reel mature
  4. vonslob

    vonslob Monkey++

    Bravo many clapping hands. Lol
  5. madmax

    madmax Far right. Bipolar. Veteran. Don't push me.

  6. Mike

    Mike Ol' Army Sergeant Monkey

    OMG. Just think what she would have done seeing this snow white old fat man in front of her nekkid. lol
    tacmotusn likes this.
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