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Stroke Victim

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Jan 16, 2006.

  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Stroke Victim

    While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke.

    The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room. After what

    seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his

    scrubs and a long face.

    "Sadly", he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his

    heart is still beating."

    "Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with

    shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!"
  2. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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