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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Seacowboys, Feb 25, 2013.

  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    A guy asked a girl in a library; "Do you mind if I sit beside you"?
    The girl answered with a loud voice; I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!
    All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.
    After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him
    "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?"

    The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S TOO> MUCH!!!

    And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears;> "I study Law and I know how to make someone look guilty"

  2. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    Hot Coffee
    Gotta love those grandkids.

    I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter
    and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".

    Without skipping a beat she said, "It's President's Day!".

    She's smart, so I asked her"What does President's Day mean?".

    I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln, etc.

    She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps
    out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have
    4 more years of Bull$hit."

    You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
    Mechwolf and Tracy like this.
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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