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Stupid remarks!

Discussion in 'Faith and Religion' started by Witch Doctor 01, Aug 1, 2011.

  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    A United States Marine was taking some college courses
    between assignments. He had completed 8 tours in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
    He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then
    I want you to knock me off this platform...
    I'll give you exactly 15 min."
    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
    went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
    out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
    The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
    looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
    noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
    "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

    The Marine calmly replied,
    "GOD was too busy today protecting America 's
    soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
    stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

    This may be a interweb rumour, artifical e-mail etc.... but i still like the sentiment...
  2. forestdavegump

    forestdavegump Got ur 6, Bubba.

    This is a favorite of mine!
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