"StupidHero" quits Crime Fighting, after getting his A$$ Kicked.....

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BTPost, Mar 15, 2013.


  1. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Real life superhero stops fight against crime after he is attacked
    A man who dressed as a superhero to fight petty crime has hung up his outfit after he was beaten up.

    By Telegraph Reporters
    10:39AM GMT 15 Mar 2013

    Roger Hayhurst, who also goes by the name Knight Warrior, hit the headlines in 2011 after it emerged he patrolled streets near his home in Swinton, Greater Manchester, breaking up fights and tackling anti-social behaviour.
    Mr Hayhurst vowed "to get crime off the streets" and even hoped to become the first elected mayor of Salford before a lack of funding scuppered his political ambitions.
    Mr Hayhurst, 20, who used a custom-made £200 blue-and-black lycra costume which his mother helped him buy from a US firm, was later joined by his Rebecca, his 18-year-old fiancee who met him after hearing of his bravery. She would go by the name Knight Maiden.
    But Mr Hayhurst, a gardener, has now scaled back his crime-fighting after being attacked while on patrol.
    He told the Manchester Evening News: "We were recognised when we were walking thorough Clifton and some lads started punching me.

    "My face was all swollen. After that I still dress up and occasionally patrol, but I mainly dress up for charity appearances."
    "Rebecca has got rid of her costume now."
    His mother, Jennifer, 61, admitted last year that she sometimes worried when he was out on the streets but the "police keep an eye on him".
    She added: "His absolute genuineness is his best defense. He is one of the kindest young men I know."
    The couple host a local radio show. Mr Hayhurst hopes to emulate his hero Superman by becoming a journalist.
     
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  2. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    arrr?

    That's HILARIOUS! [lolol]
     
  3. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Yea, that is why I posted it.... Everyone needs a good Laugh, and this one provides a lot of material for that......
     
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  4. JABECmfg

    JABECmfg multi-useless Site Supporter

     
  5. Nickjlancaster

    Nickjlancaster nickjlancaster.com

    He had a nice outfit though... can't imagine why they beat him up.

    Knight-Warrior-_2510327b.

    "The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad."
     
  6. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    But his schtik got the girl, he did win in a way I suppose- maybe. [pregnant]
    [werd]
     
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  7. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Yea, that is true, but we didn't get to see a picture of the Knight Maiden, in her tights..... maybe she is a :oops: ohno
    [worthless][violin]
     
  8. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    what a dumb ass...
     
  9. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    KnightMaiden.
     
  10. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    There you go.... Yup, she is OK... but her pick of Boy Friends leaves some question, as to her judgement....
     
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  11. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Knight Maiden

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  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    A threat with out the force to back it up, is just wind. :(
     
  13. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    North Korea?
    Cabbage?
     
  14. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Our hero should have hit the range once in a while, ran a few miles and maybe took some Krav Magra. Then he might have the force to back it up!!
    Instead he is a media hound and a slacker!!
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  15. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member



     
  16. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    stoners
     
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  17. Nickjlancaster

    Nickjlancaster nickjlancaster.com

    She looks like a bulldog licking pee off a thistle.

    "A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking."
     
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