Summary of Life

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Sep 30, 2010.


  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Summary of Life


    GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:


    1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..


    2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.


    3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.


    4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.


    5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..


    6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..


    7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.


    8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.


    9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.


    10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Nice!
     
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