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Super Bowl Tickets

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by T. Riley, Sep 27, 2016.


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  1. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++ Site Supporter++

    Super Bowl Tickets


    A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super bowl in Houston, Texas. He purchased nonrefundable box seats plus airfares ‎and rented a big fully furnished house with unlimited limo service for 3 days, but he didn't realize when he bought them that this is going to be on the same day as his wedding – so…. he can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Paul's Cathedral at 5 pm. Her name's Brenda. She will be the one in the white dress.
     
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  2. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd

    I'll need to see some pics before making a decision. I may be a good Samaritan, but I don't want the wedding night to be a coyote date.
     
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  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    Does she have a boat? Please send pictures of the boat if she does have one!! :D
     
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  4. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    Was thinkin reloading equipment> Send pics or reloader?
     
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  5. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    You got me !!
     
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