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Survival jokes

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Tracy, Nov 7, 2006.

  1. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    How many survivalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
    none, they make a primitive lantern.

    How many survivalists does it take to change a light bulb?
    none, they light a potato chip.

    You know you're a survivalist when "running water" means a nearby stream.

    You know you're a survivalist when you find yourself stalking your prey in the meat section of your grocery store.
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Thanks Trace.... ;)
  3. monkeyman

    monkeyman Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    If you would eat beter after the SHTF than you do now, you might be a survivalist.

    Some place around here there was a whole page of those. I like the ones you had too though.
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