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Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by VisuTrac, May 14, 2012.

  1. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    Well, Looks like I need to buy more bullets for skull taps.

    See if you've moved out far enough!
    Map of the Dead - Zombie Survival Map
  2. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Looks like I am safe..... unless ZOMBIES can swim.... and even then, I can see them coming for 6 miles....[beat][beat][fnny]
  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    nope, none even near 'me
  4. VisuTrac

    VisuTrac Ваша мать носит военные ботинки Site Supporter+++

    ZOMBIE don't swim, they walk along the bottom.
    You have underwater mics right?
  5. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    Well,looks like i'm safe until they invade the countryside!
  6. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Nope, No need, We got King Crabs, that will eat any ZOMBIES walking in 60 Fathoms of water..... and for those ZOMBIES that try and go shallow, the Halibut, and Tanner Crabs, will finish them off..... anything left, the Sand Fleas will Strip to the Bone.... makes for good Eat'en, for the rest of us....
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  7. Silversnake

    Silversnake Silverback

    Great, then we get ZOMBIE Crabs...just like that one time in Manila.
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  8. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Interesting map.....lots of safe black space in Australia away from the pink zombie horde....nice idea for route planning to avoid the dead zones.
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  9. Mechwolf

    Mechwolf Monkey+

    I'm smack dab in the middle of all red, but I at least have 4 army bases ,6 gun stores and a handful of hospitals and pharmacies to raid lol .
  10. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    So it seems that only USA has ZOMBIES.
    I don't see any pink areas other than.

    I deal with dead heads daily , WTF do they do to make $$ , shuffle paper. Make 100G / year,and can't see that a credit balance is the way to live.

    Is that a ZOMBIE , cuz Im not getting the ZOMBIE bit.
    Ahh, Kat on survivor

  11. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Well I am in the middle of a small zone, though I know of places that do not appear on that map that can be beneficial to me. Already scoped out the landscape. Lol.
  12. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    If you zoom out, it will resize the map to show the world...then just reposition the cursor on that part of the world you wish to check out and then zoom back in. I suspect that much of Western Europe and Japan will be pink.
  13. Brokor

    Brokor Live Free or Cry Moderator Site Supporter+++ Founding Member

    What do you have against pink? [wannamesswitme] You a pink-o racist? Why's it always got to be "pink" wit you?

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  14. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

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  15. oldawg

    oldawg Monkey+++

    Which is why you brought back your avatar Chell?
  16. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Oh....the avatar change was to make it much easier for my short sighted American friends to align me up in their sights! : O Besides, the high heels were far too uncomfortable.
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  17. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    with the loss of Jerry garcia... I thought all of the dead heads where gone...
  18. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    They're BAA--ackkk---
  19. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Loss of "Cherries Garcia" When did this happen..... I got a couple of cases in my Freezer.... Just in case the SHTF.... I will live out my Days in a Civilized Manner.... ..... YMMV.....[kneelsuckers]
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