The world has turned upside down after a series of terrorist attacks. You decided it was time to bug out and were heading out of town with your amazingly stocked BOV when you made one last bathroom stop, because of all the days you had to have the trots, it's today. You remember coming out of the store and opening the door to your vehicle, but that's it. You wake up with a pounding headache and a broken arm. There is duct tape over your mouth. You are wearing your underwear and don't know where the rest of your clothes have gone. If you had glasses, they're gone now. As you look around you find yourself in a room you don't remember. It looks like a shed or a shack made of wooden planks with a tin roof. You are on a dirt floor and there is a metal cuff around your ankle. Padlocked to the cuff is a 3 ft long chain that is padlocked to an eyebolt in the wall. The chain is link, heavier than a dog tie out chain but not as heavy as a tow chain. The room is square, you estimate around 8 ft by 8 ft. The wall behind you is solid and bare. The wall to your left has a single, solid door that appears to be made from 2x4s. The wall across from you has a single window, about 3 ft high and tall, with some sort of heavy wire mesh panel covering it from the inside. Below it on the ground is a wooden stick that looks like a broken handle off a rake, approx 4 ft long. The wall to your right has 3 shelves spanning the entire length of the wall. The shelves are made from 1" x 6" pine boards resting on wooden braces screwed to the walls. On the shelves you see a can of spray paint, a big pile of dirty rags, a mousetrap with a dead rat in it, and a padlock. Above you is a single overhead light, a bare bulb hanging from an orange extension cord that runs along the ceiling and exits out the single window. You can hear voices but they sound far away. They sound male. You take a moment to thank your stars you don't hear Dueling Banjos playing in the distance, and then determine how you're going to escape. Let's hear how you are going to McGyver your way out of this one..... ** special thanks to a certain Monkey for this challenge.