Swish the Water!!!!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Oct 23, 2018.


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  1. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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  2. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
    Good luck to ya when the wimmins start reading this ,,,,
     
  3. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

    I was just wondering which one was going to whack me first...RH, Moto or Ganado......
    Ladies...swish.....swish....
    [pirate]
     
  4. Ura-Ki

    Ura-Ki Grudge Monkey

    Better you then Me! LOL
     
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  5. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

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  6. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Brother, I never realized how close to edge you liked living. :D :D
     
  7. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

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  8. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    If a man does not talk trivia or gossip ,he probably is not interested in trivial or gossip, in which case flooding him with trivial or gossip he cannot honestly be interested in will drive his interest in what a woman has to say, further away .
    Usually the only time a man is interested in some one else's business is when their business affects his, but the fact of the matter is other people's business is just that, their business .
    Secondly ,inventing things to argue ,over which "there is not honest interest, or real time connection", is not intended to be productive, will drive some men away.
    Men usually choose to think with reason over emotion, so if ones argument has no foundation like, "I don't like" ,or name calling or popularity or a host of other complaints that have no actual foundation, a rational decision is not forth coming. ,
    If some one says," I don't like that gun" that is emotion. If some one says I don't like that gun because of it's recoil ", that has foundation reason .
    Guys are programmed to fix things , don't mess with the programming , if you don't want the guy to DO any thing about the problem, keep it to your self or to your friends that enjoy pity parties . He has enough to worry about he must act on ,than to listen to concerns, he is prevented from acting on.
    Stop trying to make a man into a woman , A man has enough trouble trying to be a man ,especially those raised with out a real dad.
    I know this is not going to go any where, but I just had to vent .
     
  9. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey Moderator

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  10. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Boy is that ever the truth. If she is quiet, that is the time to be concerned.

    As all guys should know, a woman typically reacts according to her emotions, not logic.

    How's it go? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
     
  11. snake6264

    snake6264 Combat flip flop douchebag

    I for one did not think that "Spanking the Monkey" was allowed on this site?????
     
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  12. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    asia. :D
     
  13. Motomom34

    Motomom34 Monkey+++

    Whee haw!!!!! [dancindevil][dancindevil] and the lady shuts the men down and has them running scared.... ohno
     
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  14. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

    [Moto] [Moto]
     
  15. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Well I would love to give you full credit for that, it's probably more due to a guy's attention span. We get what we get out of a joke and move on to another one.
     
  16. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Scared nothing ,terrified
     
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  17. SB21

    SB21 Monkey+++

    It's not that we're scared , we're just,,,,,,,ok ,,,,maybe we're a little bit scared ,,,
     
  18. aardbewoner

    aardbewoner judge a human on how he act,not on look and talk.

    Bad boy I feel it here :(
     
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  19. sec_monkey

    sec_monkey SM Security Administrator

  20. aardbewoner

    aardbewoner judge a human on how he act,not on look and talk.

    @sec yes all that poor monkeys ,mmm i think some dint see the monkey
     
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