Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Yard Dart, Oct 23, 2018.
Good luck to ya when the wimmins start reading this ,,,,
I was just wondering which one was going to whack me first...RH, Moto or Ganado......
Better you then Me! LOL
Brother, I never realized how close to edge you liked living.
If a man does not talk trivia or gossip ,he probably is not interested in trivial or gossip, in which case flooding him with trivial or gossip he cannot honestly be interested in will drive his interest in what a woman has to say, further away .
Usually the only time a man is interested in some one else's business is when their business affects his, but the fact of the matter is other people's business is just that, their business .
Secondly ,inventing things to argue ,over which "there is not honest interest, or real time connection", is not intended to be productive, will drive some men away.
Men usually choose to think with reason over emotion, so if ones argument has no foundation like, "I don't like" ,or name calling or popularity or a host of other complaints that have no actual foundation, a rational decision is not forth coming. ,
If some one says," I don't like that gun" that is emotion. If some one says I don't like that gun because of it's recoil ", that has foundation reason .
Guys are programmed to fix things , don't mess with the programming , if you don't want the guy to DO any thing about the problem, keep it to your self or to your friends that enjoy pity parties . He has enough to worry about he must act on ,than to listen to concerns, he is prevented from acting on.
Stop trying to make a man into a woman , A man has enough trouble trying to be a man ,especially those raised with out a real dad.
I know this is not going to go any where, but I just had to vent .
Boy is that ever the truth. If she is quiet, that is the time to be concerned.
As all guys should know, a woman typically reacts according to her emotions, not logic.
How's it go? Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
I for one did not think that "Spanking the Monkey" was allowed on this site?????
Whee haw!!!!! and the lady shuts the men down and has them running scared....
Well I would love to give you full credit for that, it's probably more due to a guy's attention span. We get what we get out of a joke and move on to another one.
Scared nothing ,terrified
It's not that we're scared , we're just,,,,,,,ok ,,,,maybe we're a little bit scared ,,,
Bad boy I feel it here
@sec yes all that poor monkeys ,mmm i think some dint see the monkey
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