Taliban Joke, funny!

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by thepatriot1976, Jun 28, 2008.

  1. thepatriot1976

    thepatriot1976 Resigned Membership

    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand

    selling ties.

    The Taliban asked, 'Do you have water?'

    The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'

    The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!

    ' OK,' said the old Jewish man, 'it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.'

    Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.

    'Your f***ing brother won't let me in without a tie!'
  2. RouteClearance

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  3. LondonCalling

    LondonCalling Monkey++

  4. CBMS

    CBMS Looking for a safe place

    Lol go jews!
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol: a funny at that...[lolol]
  6. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    To catch Osama Bin Laden, Grandpa sez:
    Spray Afghanistan with Viagra and the little prick will pop up!

    Q. Why does Osama Bin Laden collect goat shit?
    A. Because it's a great growing culture for anthrax, and it makes terrific deodorant.

    Q. Why did Osama fire Martha Stewart?

    A. She was unable to find fabric that went with stalagmites.

    Q. What do you call a Taliban with a goat and a sheep?
    A. Bisexual.

    Q. Why did the Taliban school alternate Sex Education classes with Drivers Ed.?
    A. They only had one camel.

    Q. What's another name for the DaisyCutter bomb?
    A. The TaliWhacker.

    Q. Why do the Taliban wear robes?
    A. A goat can hear a zipper a mile away.

    Q. Know what the Taliban do for fun?
    A. Sit around and get bombed
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