Talking to my daughter today, asked her if she knew what Monday is...she rolled her eyes in typical 12-yr old fashion, and said "Duh, Dad...it's President's Day." OK, that's good...so I ask her "What is President's Day?"...she gives a hrumph, and says "It's when the President comes out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, goes back in and we have three more years of B.S.!" ...Atta girl!