Target white people so Obama admin won’t call it a hate crime

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by OldDude49, Jun 28, 2016.


  1. OldDude49

    OldDude49 Just n old guy

    This will probably not turn out well for someone...


    A branch of the terrorist organization al-Qaida is advising prospective terrorists to target white people for their attacks, in order to prevent politicians and law enforcement from dismissing their acts of terrorism as run-of-the-mill hate crimes.

    The advice, which was published by al-Qaida of the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) and first noted Friday by The Foreign Desk, comes in the wake of Omar Mateen’s shooting spree at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando. Even though Mateen vocally expressed his support for the Islamic State, and ISIS accepted this show of support, Attorney General Loretta Lynch has avoided labeling the shooting an act of Islamic terror, and instead said Mateen’s true motive may never be known.

    The fact Mateen attacked a gay nightclub during a special night dedicated to Hispanics has contributed to such deflections, with much of the media blaming the attack on conservative Christians‘ opposition to homosexuality rather than on Islam.

    In order to avoid such deflection by politicians, AQAP says future attackers should be sure to go after white people.


    Al-Qaida's new directive: Target white people so Obama admin won’t call it a hate crime
     
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    [​IMG]
     
  3. svjoe

    svjoe Angry Monkey

  4. enloopious

    enloopious Rocket Surgeon

    The words "CIA internal memo" were scratched out at the top and "al-Qaida of the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP)" was written in crayon over it...
    Just sayin.
     
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  5. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++

    @Yard Dart I will give that a big second 'AMEN BROTHER!'
     
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  6. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd Site Supporter+

    Poor haj don't even realize that he can't win. If I kill him, he's going to heaven missing his pecker and slathered in bacon grease...and if he gets lucky enough to kill me I am going to deflower every single virgin they got in his heaven before he has a chance to get to them.
     
  7. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    I've heard poor haj, counts the boys and goats as his too.....:rolleyes:
     
  8. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd Site Supporter+

    Good catch...but nothing that booby trapping some back doors won't correct.
     
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  9. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Sounds like a plan.;)
     
  10. Bandit99

    Bandit99 Monkey+++

    Now @chimo as @kellory has stated "...counts the boys and goats as his too." So, MAN UP SOLDIER! Should you fall then your mission is not only to deflower all virgins but to get at them goats too...especially them goats! GET ON THE TEAM, TROOP! You can pass on the boys but it is mission imperative that the goats are done! Haji likes his goats so...GO GET"EM TIGER!!!!..........might be best if you take'em unaware from 300M+ out and don't give them their 'spray and pray' chance because we don't want to see you have to go above and beyond and...'behind'?!?! o_O [lolol]
     
  11. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    @Bandit99 ....you jist ain't right sometimes...:lol:
     
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  12. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd Site Supporter+

    As I walk, in my high boots, through the valley of the shadow of haji, I fear no evil...because all the goats call me daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. :eek:

    and next time you call a jarhead a "soldier" yer gonna find out what the high boots are for, pilgrim. :D
     
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  13. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Gotta wonder how many recognize the high boots reference. :whistle:
     
  14. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd Site Supporter+

    should I mention the cliff?
    (edit: I probably shouldn't....the gals will chimp-slap me silly)
     
    Last edited: Jun 28, 2016
  15. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Some of us take the soldier name seriously.....jar head. ;)
     
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  16. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd Site Supporter+

    we all have our crosses to bear, soldier. :D
     
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  17. Gator 45/70

    Gator 45/70 Monkey+++

    I recognize one fraction of it.
    The goats and sheep tremble when they see the farmer entering the field wearing his high boots.
     
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  18. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    Airborne!!!
     
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  19. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    [​IMG]
     
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  20. svjoe

    svjoe Angry Monkey

    tank_attack.
     
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