Tax rebate coming!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Quigley_Sharps, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Tax rebate coming!

    The federal government is sending each and every one of us a
    $600 rebate.

    If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.

    If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

    If we purchase a computer it will go to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[​IMG]<st1:country-region w:st=" /><st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">India</st1:country-region></st1:place>.
    If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to <st1:country-region w:st="on">Mexico</st1:country-region>, <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Honduras</st1:country-region></st1:place>, and
    <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Guatemala</st1:country-region></st1:place>.

    If we purchase a good car it will go to <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Japan</st1:country-region></st1:place>.

    If we purchase useless crap it will go to <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Taiwan</st1:country-region></st1:place> and none of it
    will help the American economy.

    The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on
    prostitutes,beer,and Firearms, since these are the only products still produced
    in the <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">US</st1:country-region></st1:place>.

    Thank you for your help.
  2. ozarkgoatman

    ozarkgoatman Resident goat herder

    We will likely be spending ours on more goats, and yes they were produced here in the USA. [chopper]

  3. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Rebate...what rebate?

    You mean the economy stimulation check in the form of future debt for our children?

    Ah, I don't get one!
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Me either
  5. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    Buying Ammo!
  6. WestPointMAG

    WestPointMAG Monkey++

    Same here, me either
  7. Tackleberry

    Tackleberry Krieg H√ľndchen

    Well, if you want to stick it in the eye of the .gov, then call a talk show and tell them you are going to spend it on weapons for when the economy falls.... that will get their attention if enough people do it.

    Also, the money will stay in our weapons!!
  8. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    excellent post above, Tack. I like it.
  9. BAT1

    BAT1 Cowboys know no fear

    Spend it on something made in America!
  10. TailorMadeHell

    TailorMadeHell Lurking Shadow Creature

    Buy American, dang and I guess that means no asian prostitutes? Sheesh. It was going to be a well spent check.

  11. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    Gonna buy me a congressman and pull his wings off.:lol::lol:[gone]
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