Tax rebate coming! The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<st1:country-region w:st=" /><st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">India</st1:country-region></st1lace>. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to <st1:country-region w:st="on">Mexico</st1:country-region>, <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Honduras</st1:country-region></st1lace>, and <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Guatemala</st1:country-region></st1lace>. If we purchase a good car it will go to <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Japan</st1:country-region></st1lace>. If we purchase useless crap it will go to <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">Taiwan</st1:country-region></st1lace> and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes,beer,and Firearms, since these are the only products still produced in the <st1lace w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">US</st1:country-region></st1lace>. Thank you for your help.
Rebate...what rebate? You mean the economy stimulation check in the form of future debt for our children? Ah, I don't get one!
Well, if you want to stick it in the eye of the .gov, then call a talk show and tell them you are going to spend it on weapons for when the economy falls.... that will get their attention if enough people do it. Also, the money will stay in our economy....buy American...buy weapons!!
Buy American, dang and I guess that means no asian prostitutes? Sheesh. It was going to be a well spent check.
