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Taxidermist Goes South...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Oct 9, 2005.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A taxidermist is on vacation down south. He is feeling a little thirsty and decides to have a few drinks at the nearest tavern.
    Upon entering the tavern, the conversation stops and all eyes turn to him.

    Feeling a little uneasy, he makes his way to the bar to order a beer. The bartender serves him and says, "Ya'll ain't from 'round here, are ya?"

    Guy: "No...I am from Connecticut."

    Bartender: "What is it you do up there in Connecticut?"

    Guy: "Well, I am a taxidermist."

    Bartender: "A taxidermist...Hey Al, you ever hear of a taxi- dermist?"

    Al: "No, never heard of it."

    Bartender: "So Mr. Taxidermist, what is it you do exactly?"

    Guy: "Well, I mount dead animals."

    Bartender: "It's OK boys--he's one of us!".
  2. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    OMG is not sufficient -- Roaring -- Weeping -- Falling off the chair -- Can't see to find the smilies I want --
  3. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :eek: [ROFL]
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    [beer] I know that guy! :lol:
  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Me too! Quigley...I'm not sure..but I think it's my daughter's boyfriends father...

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