Teacher arrested

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Jun 8, 2011.


  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
    International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
    possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and
    a calculator.

    At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder
    said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra
    movement.

    He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI
    with carrying weapons of math instruction.

    'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They
    derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on
    tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret codenames
    like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but wehave
    determined that they belong to a denominator of the axis ofmedieval
    with coordinates in every country.

    When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If
    God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction,
    he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White Houseaides
    told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or
    profound statement by the President. It is believed that
    another Nobel Prize will follow.
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Too funny! [LMAO]
     
  3. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    "When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, 'If
    God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction,
    he would have given us more fingers and toes.' White Houseaides
    told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or
    profound statement by the President. It is believed that
    another Nobel Prize will follow." original post by ghrit.

    way too funny, specially since i can see obama sayin it :p
     
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