Discussion in 'Tin Foil Hat Lounge' started by Galactus, Jun 10, 2009.
I must insist the "Tin Foil Hat Lounge" be renamed "Pink Helmet Lounge."
Good Morning Galactus. Tell us a good joke. I for one could use a good joke to lift my spirits. I suspect I am not alone in this. The forum has really been quiet lately.
Yeah... too quiet...
You have my vote, but only if you take a chunk out of Mexico, and the middle east.
1 disk of condensed remnants from stellar formation
1 gas giant sized planet (Jupiter)
3 rocky planets (Venus, Earth and Mars)
Spin disk of condensed remnants until flattened. Puree gas giant planet until liquid and pour onto disk. Crumble rocky planets and sprinkle onto disk. Season with asteroids to taste. Bake in solar core at 20 million degrees for 15 minutes until done. Serves four planet eaters.
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
Excellent! Thank you.
I may come to appreciate you yet. You did succeed in making me laugh and smile.
Don't tease me, I'm trying to exercise a little restraint in the face of the latest imminent "ufo disclosure" date rumor: (i.e. colonel Mustard in the libray with the lead pipe)
SHHHHHHH: "France by Friday" to be followed by Germany and Holland, but you didn't hear it from me( it was that "Galactus guy" in the gi joe underwear)....
Though with past performance of all these dated predictions, Im not putting any serious weight on this one either.
And as my wife would ask:" what difference would it make... how would it directly affect your life?""
http://kerrycallen.blogspot.com/2009/01/galactus-helmet-just-gets-happier-and.html ( I had to look)...
This matter demands attention.
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