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Ten Husbands...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Apr 15, 2006.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten
    husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,
    I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" Said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
    married ten times?

    "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
    great it's going to be.

    Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
    was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to
    me.

    Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
    diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver

    Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted
    three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art
    method.

    Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
    sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I miss
    him!

    But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

    "Good," said the husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed!"
     
  2. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: [applaud]
     
  3. BigUglyOne

    BigUglyOne Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Then call me a stamp collector !!!!! :lol:
     
  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :lol:
     
  5. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    I'm a technician, I gotta test it.
     
  6. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

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