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Ten Little Banks

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by <exile>, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. <exile>

    <exile> Padawan Learner

    Ten Little Banks
    Ten little bank boys went out to dine;
    One choked his little self and then there were nine.
    Nine little bank boys sat up with the Fed very late;
    One overslept himself and then there were eight.
    Eight little bank boys leveraging to heaven;
    One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
    Seven bank boys chopping up dicks;
    One chopped himself in halve and then there were six.
    Six little bank boys playing with a hive;
    The market stung one and then there were five.
    Five little bank boys going in for Gore,
    One got in to deep and then there were four.
    Four little bank boys going out to sea;
    A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
    Three little bank boys working in the Wall Street Zoo;
    A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
    Two little bank boys sitting in the sun;
    One got a bank run and then there was one.
    One little bank boy left all alone is no fun;
    He went and hanged himself and then there were none.
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