Terrorist attacks you have not considered....

Dysentery kills more people than bullets do, in most backwards countries.

 

Too slow for the fear mongers. It's got to be big! But hopefully they won't go after the power grid. Kind of hard to get viewers eyeballs if the boobtube doesn't turn on when they push the button on the remote.

 

You are right and you can't fix stupid

 

Nothing says "foo on you" like poo on you.