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  1. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    As a Texan is walking through his field, he sees a man drinking
    water from a stock tank with one of his hands. ***

    *** The Texan shouts,,,,,,,," Hey don't drink that water,,,, It has
    cow shit in it!!!!!!!!!!! ***

    *** Th e Man shouts back "Soy mexicano, yo no entiendo inglés.
    Hábleme español.". (I'm Mexican, I don't speak English. speak
    Spanish to me) ***

    *** The Texan shouts back,,,,,, "Utilice ambas manos, usted
    conseguirá más para beber." (Use both hands, you'll get more to
    drink) **

    ** Calling an Illegal Alien an "Undocumented Immigrant" is like
    calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist" **
  2. Blackjack

    Blackjack Monkey+++

    I'm gonna be using that one.
  3. annie

    annie Monkey+++

    [beer] me too ! thanks Mr quigley. annie
  4. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

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