I was in the Tx Rose tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt. She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.” I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen.” She said, “ I sure do." I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.” My dental surgery is on Monday.
