"Texas Rose"

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Cruisin Sloth, Feb 16, 2015.

  1. Cruisin Sloth

    Cruisin Sloth Special & Slow

    I was in the Tx Rose tavern last night,
    at the bar waiting for a beer, when a
    butt-ugly, big old heifer came
    up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
    She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys --
    how about giving me your number.”
    I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a

    said, “ I sure do."

    I said,
    “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re

    dental surgery is on Monday.

  2. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    LOL, sometimes on just has to "bite his tongue"
  3. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    I think I saw her in Wisconsin...she was dressed (poured) into Spandex and sat on two barstools.:eek:
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