Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 20, 2007.


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  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ingredients:
    1 whole chicken or turkey
    1 large lemon, cut into halves
    sprig of rosemary
    salt and pepper to taste
    butter or olive oil, whichever you prefer

    Heat oven to 350 degrees

    Rub butter or oil over the skin of the chicken/turkey until it is completely coated.
    Sprinkle with salt and pepper and any other seasonings you prefer.

    Take a knife and gently separate the skin from the breast meat;
    Slide lemon halves under the skin with the peel side up, one on
    each side. This way the juice from the lemon will release into the breasts.

    Place sprig of rosemary into the chicken/turkey.

    Cover and bake for 30-45 minutes. Remove cover and continue
    to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes.

    If you've followed these steps correctly, your chicken/turkey should
    look like the one in the picture.

    Bon Appetit!

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  2. AlterEgo

    AlterEgo Monkey+++

    This place would be absolutely boring without ya! [lolol]

    Nakid turkeys, my god what's next. To think that someone was sick enough to actually make it.

    I just love it..[applaud]

    Must be the gainsville green.

    AE
     
  3. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Turkey :flash:stop....i may have to make a couple stops at the ballet on my way home ([FF] Bon Appetit!).
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Why Sir, I'm sure I have no idea what that means....

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    almost got that out with a straight face... [LMAO] :censored:
     
  5. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    Well there's this turkey as well


    [​IMG]


    Maybe someone can combine the two ideas????[lolol]
     
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  6. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    heh heh heh

    I'm think I'm gonna' try it this year. Mom might never let me cook a turkey again (I can hope)!
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    I double dog dare you. [lolol]
     
  8. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Okay.

    Dinner's at 2, my time. I'm gonna' try to combine them both.
     
  9. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I'll look for the pictures in my email...and make sure to capture the expression on the parent's faces... [lolol]
     
  10. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member


    YES, post pictures, or even a video clip of their reaction!!!!
     
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  11. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    :lol: I don't think I've ever looked forward to Thanksgiving as much as I am right now :lol:.

    Just talked to Mom - she's willing to cook the turkey. "No, no, that's okay, Mom, I've got it covered." Half of me wanted to tell her I've found a new recipe ~snicker~ but I don't want her to worry that it won't be wonderful. ~giggle~ :lol:

    Photos for sure!!! His parents will be here, too. [ROFL]

    I hope it comes out alright. I've never done a breast implant before :lol:. Come to think of it, I've never crafted an aluminum bikini, either. :lol:
     
  12. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Know what's even better than the pictures???


    Me, sitting here...knowing you're sitting there laughing your butt off at everyone's reaction tomorrow..! [lolol]
     
  13. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Moderator Moderator Founding Member

    Me sitting here waiting for the updates....

    [ROFL][winkthumb]
     
  14. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member



    Here's a hint....

    NEVER double dog dare Tracy to do anything.... [ROFL][LMAO] [rofllmao]




    'cause she'll do it...


    [coo]




    which is one of the many reasons I love her so much...[respect]
     
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  15. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Somehow, I thought you might be waiting ;)

    I've never had to size implants before... You should have seen the folks in the produce department. I don't think they've ever seen someone look at the lemon's end to choose one. Then, I had to find a match, because just cutting it in half wouldn't have looked right.

    It wasn't as difficult as I thought to cut under the skin for the implant. [​IMG]
    She started out in Dollywood and worked her way down to West Hollywood.
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    It's most appropriate for a turkey to be dressed for dinner. Here she is in her tin foil bikini.
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    She's starting to tan right now.
     
  16. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

    Oh good! You got my email!

    I have to say Thank you to CRC and kckndrgn for giving me this recipe and bonus "dressing" idea. I really believe this is going to be the best Turkey day ever!

    With all that life throws at you, it's good to have something to laugh at once in a while. Knowing that it's been a tough year on my family, this will be just what the doctor ordered, a great meal with laughter as the centerpiece.
     
  17. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    ROTFLMAO!!!!


    Oh **snort**... [LMAO]


    [clp]



    Well, if you want to complete the day?

    www.radiomargaritaville.com is replaying some of Jimmy's best concerts ALL day long!

    I'm busy rewriting the History of Thanksgiving ....and having it start with the Pirates..... [booze]


    I'll post it when I'm finished with it.....
     
  18. BAT1

    BAT1 Cowboys know no fear

    [lolol][fnny] That would make Mr. Spock crack up![lolol]
     
  19. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I only have the ideas....


    Tracy, from now on known as My Hero, implements them.... [beer]








    and yes, still cracking up here! [lolol]


    I just love laughter.....[beer]
     
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  20. annie

    annie Monkey+++

    So Where's Tracy ? What time is/was dinner ? I wanna see, haven't laughed so hard in ages ! May even try to copy pics & email to distant ones.
     
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