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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by GrandpaDave, Dec 1, 2011.

  1. GrandpaDave

    GrandpaDave Monkey++

    <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=14 cellPadding=14 width="90%"><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top colSpan=2>Here's a game to test your memory... and how well you remember the all time great ad campaign slogans...

    The answers are there... There just hidden by the clever trick of white font on a white background...to view just right click and drag over the line and the words will appear like magic...
    </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Finish the slogan ... </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">Answers ... </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="59%">A little dab'll do ya.</TD><TD width="41%">a. Brylcream </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="59%">_______ is the place for the helpful hardware man.</TD><TD width="41%">a. Ace Hardware Stores </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD width="59%">All the news that's fit to print.®</TD><TD width="41%">a. New York Times </TD></TR><TR vAlign=top><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Born in fire, blown by mouth and cut by hand with heart.

    </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Waterford glass </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">A diamond is forever.

    </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. De Beers Consolidated Mines </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">A day without orange juice is like a day without sunshine.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Florida Citrus Commission </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">_______ makes hamburgers taste like steakburgers.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. A-1 Steak Sauce </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">All you add is love.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Ralston Purina </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">
    _______ the San Francisco treat.

    </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Rice-a-Roni

    </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Aren't you glad you use ______ ? Don't you wish everybody did?</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Dial Soap </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">A mind is a terrible thing to waste.®</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. United Negro College Fund </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">_______ take me away. </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Calgon </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Does she … or doesn't she?®</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Clairol hair color </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Bring out the ______ and bring out the best.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Hellman's Mayonnaise </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Breakfast of Champions.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Wheaties Cereal </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Double your pleasure.® Double your fun.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Doublemint gum </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">
    Celebrate the Moments of Your Life.

    </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. General Foods International Coffees </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Fly the friendly skies of ______.®</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. United Air Lines </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Better things for better living through chemistry.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Du Pont </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Don't leave home without it.®</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. American Express credit card </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Fill it to the rim with ______.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Brim decaffinated coffee </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Betcha can't eat just one.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Lay's Potato Chips </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Good to the last drop.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Maxwell House Coffee </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">How do you spell relief?</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. R-o-l-a-i-d-s </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Don't treat your puppy like a dog.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Ralston Purina </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">I wish I was an ______.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Oscar Meyer Wiener </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Finger-lickin' good.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Kentucky Fried Chicken </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">In the valley of the Jolly, "Ho, ho, ho," ______.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Green Giant </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Be all that you can be.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. United States Army </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">America's freedom fabric.

    </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. "Visa" by Dacron </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">If I've only one life, let me live it as a blonde!</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Clairol hair color </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Just do it.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Nike </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">It's the cheesiest. </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">
    I'd like to buy the world a ______.

    </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. (Coke) Coca-Cola </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Have it your way.®</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Burger King </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">
    I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

    </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Alka-Seltzer </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure.®</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Clairol hair color </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">
    It keeps going, and going, and going....

    </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Energizer Batteries </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">It's the real thing.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Coca-Cola </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Like a good neighbor, ______ is there.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. State Farm Insurance </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Perdue </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">It takes a licking and keeps on ticking. </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Timex Watches </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Look, Ma, no cavities!

    </TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Crest Toothpaste </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Look for the union label.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. International Ladies' Garment Workers' Union </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top width="59%">Let your fingers do the walking.</TD><TD vAlign=top width="41%">a. Yellow Pages </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
    So how many did you get right?
  2. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    Missed 2...
  3. GrandpaDave

    GrandpaDave Monkey++

    you did a whole lot better than I did I got maybe 5 right

    I was so sure "Born in fire, blown by mouth and cut by hand with heart. " was the Fredericks of Hollywood slogan.....

  4. mysterymet

    mysterymet Monkey+++

    I thought better living through chemistry was the viagra slogan.
  5. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    (showing my age) I remember John Cameron Swasey, for Timex!
    Next: Arthur Godfrey!
  6. beast

    beast backwoodsman

    i missed 3 :D
    comes from havin a boob tube for a babysitter....lol
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