The art dealer --

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Mar 23, 2017.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Bad company Administrator Founding Member

    A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client.

    "I have some good news, and I have some bad news."

    The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day. Give me the good news first."

    The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right."

    Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day.

    Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"

    The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you and your secretary."
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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Brewery Monkey Moderator

    Saw it coming but laughed anyway!! [winkthumb]
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