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Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghrit, Aug 19, 2012.

  1. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    A group of friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to prepare the meal.

    When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet wanted to outdo all the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But mushrooms were expensive. She then told her husband, "No mushrooms. They are too expensive."

    He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed."

    She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison." He said, "Well, I see travellers eating them and they're OK." So Janet decided to give it a try.. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her smothered steak.

    Then she went out on the back patio and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Janet watched Ol' Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use them.

    The meal was a great success, and Janet even hired a helper lady from town to help her serve. After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and played '42' and dominoes. About then, the helper lady came in and whispered in Janet's ear.

    She said, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot is dead." Janet went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the doctor and told him what had happened.

    The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will call for an ambulance and I will be there as quickly as possible. We'll give everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be fine. Just keep them calm.."

    Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road.

    The EMTs and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump. One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and pumped out their stomach. After the last one was finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine now," and he left.
    They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the living room and about this time the helper lady came in and whispered to Janet, "You know, that fellow that run over Ol' Spot never even stopped."
  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    what a crappy joke .... lol
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  3. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    Funny--can just see that happening. A bud has a long level pasture down by the creek. Every time there is a flood or long rainy period the Philipsybin(?) 'rooms pop up all over the place. All the local "hypers" know about it and raid it--often at night with flashlights. For fun he steps out with his shotgun and pops off a couple rounds to watch them scatter. Says it is the highlight of his day--lol.
    tacmotusn and TailorMadeHell like this.
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