The Bathtub Test

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Nov 6, 2005.


  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this
    should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, Ghost
    asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient
    should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
    teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
    bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said Ghost. "A normal person would use the
    bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

    "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug.
    Do you want a bed near the window?"




    :unsure:



    ;)
     
  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    And I thought we weren't going to share the story of where we met. CRC was an long term inmate, that's actually where the CRC comes from, the short hand that the nurses used on the charts. Connie, Resident, to differentiate between people who were temporary, and Court to separate them from the people who had commited themselves. Part of C,R,C's delusions were she thought she was a nurse, and always wore white. Over time, I guess they have dropped the commas. I heard from mutual friends that she may actually get out in a few years.
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You weren't supposed to tell that part....sheeeeeeshhh...


    and I've made so much progress ......This may set me back now... :(





    and I'd just gotten computer priveleges too.... :rolleyes:
     
  4. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    :censored:
     
  5. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    :D
     
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