The Beer Tent

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Clyde, Sep 7, 2005.


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  1. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Glad you decided not to post it going out the other end.............
     
  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    No wonder Sam Adams taste so bad..... :rolleyes:

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  3. Galactus

    Galactus Monkey+++ Founding Member

    Beer tent? For a devourer of worlds I want a beer planet. [beer]
     
  4. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I will start on the beer later, just finished a couple of Jaeger Bombs Though!
     
  5. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    yumm, bud lite tonight
     
  6. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Bards and Ale

    'tis a shame to put an end to an evening of bard life by closing the bar, again.
    09-28-05_2315_188. 09-28-05_2322_247. 09-28-05_2354_595.
     
  7. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    You were trying to send me these from your phone last night. I got an email but no pics. I love the Bard Box
     
  8. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

  9. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    yes, but I must have hit a button wrong or something. Oh well.
     
  10. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Fuller's ESB

    In the spirit of beer and revelry I share another favorite brew. Fuller's ESB if a super english ale if you like a bitter taster. (ok, all you beer snobs who got on my case over Labatt Blue, if you can't drink this one, the you should be drinking coors 3:2 beer). I highly recommend this high alcholol beverage that is guaranteed to make you croon like the worst of them! That damn irish pub better get this back on tap, too, or I will write a new lymeric they won't want to hear.
    new_esb_pump_clip_172. esb_2004_bottle_221.
     
  11. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Bright light just went ding

    I got to thinking it might be good to add a couple more words to the survival monkey banner bellow.

    Navigation-Food-Water-Fire-Beer-Music-Novels

    Just a thought.
    monfin22xe2_129.
     
  12. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    And Humor. Notice that our Humor/Jokes section grows at a very rapid pace also?
     
  13. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Its Saturday morning. Wife is going shopping for homeschool supplies all afternoon. Kids are going out with nana and papa for the afternoon. I have a master plan for the afternoon as I listend to my Johnny Cash "Unearthed" album. Its sunny a great day to be a bard!

    1. Make 3 kinds of chili and 1 chicken soup
    2. Fill liter beer mug with german beer
    3. vacuum pack in individual portions and freeze
    4. refill mug
    5. eat
    6. refill mug
    7. sit out at neighbors and drink beer next to fire
    8. More Cash music
    9. Refill mug on last time
     
  14. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    The Cash song I love: Delia's Gone


    Delia, oh, Delia Delia all my life
    If I hadn't have shot poor
    Delia I'd have had her for my wife
    Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

    I went up to Memphis
    And I met Delia there Found her in her parlor
    And I tied to her chair
    Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

    She was low down and trifling
    And she was cold and mean
    Kind of evil make me want to Grab my sub machine
    Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

    First time I shot her I shot her in the side
    Hard to watch her suffer
    But with the second shot she died
    Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

    But jailer, oh, jailer Jailer,
    I can't sleep 'Cause all around my bedside
    I hear the patter of Delia's feet
    Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone

    So if you woman's devilish
    You can let her run
    Or you can bring her down and do her
    Like Delia got done
    Delia's gone, one more round Delia's gone
     
  15. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Melbo's in the Beer Tent tonight. If I start to spout Gibberish, please give me a timeout and send me to bed... [beer]
     
  16. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    if all goes well, i will pass out with you
     
  17. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I have been hiding in the corner since about 7pm tonight


    I started with Jaeger shots then moved to Killians, then to decent beer with Shiner Bock, lol.
     
  18. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    Tetley's: An Ale for a Monday Afternnon

    Lunch. Fish n Chips and Ale. Yeah
    10-03-05_1218_647. 10-03-05_1243_664. threequarter_181. 10-03-05_1253_134. 10-03-05_1259_201. 10-03-05_1300_454. 10-03-05_1302_117.
     
  19. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    WHat would you do if you had to go to work during the Day?

    btw, The Beer tent looks better through FireFox!!
     
  20. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    I would have to drink at night......wait, I do that already in addition to days I manage to have a brew with lunch.......I really don't know. You pose a difficult question. Perhaps I should drink on it tonight until the answer comes to my mind and then I can tell you tomorrow after I have lunch and a couple beers.

    I have two deals verbally agreed to today and I saved bunch of dough at Geico. Enough saved that I can go out tomorrow and have more beer.
     
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