Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Clyde, Sep 5, 2005.
I'll bring some of the
Clyde, Clyde, Clyde....dark beer, dark beer...it has to have body!!!
Geez you guys from the east coast just don't know what beer really is do you?
This east coaster actually prefers dark to light. Give me a good stout any day or a Bass ale. Sam Adams makes some pretty good brews. I have fond memories of my granddad's home brew but once a few years ago I mentioned that to my mom, she said it was the worst tasting stuff she had ever had.
I drink yingling(sp)
New Beer Thread. I accidentally hijacked this seriuos thread. Go here to discuss beer . http://survivalmonkey.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=6059#6059
Beery humor - Oldies but goodies
Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I
feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be
shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer
and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry about my liver."
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
wake up in the morning, that! 's as good as they're
going to feel all day."
Lyndon B. Johnson
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
I think not."
H. L. Mencken
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we
fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
George Bernard Shaw
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!
W. C. Fields
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
Professor Irwin Corey
To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
Salvation in a can!
One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the"
Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the
general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members! In much the same way, the human brain can
only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
I forgot how many of those quotes I have heard and loved
Anything beer/ale-wise by St. Arnold is banned from my presence! That was the worst hang over I have ever had in my life!
I'm back on the junk tonight... bud light
Glad to see this thread set a bumparoo
Ditch the Bud Light and pick yourself up some Sam Adams Spring Ale - my mother always told me that if I wanted to drink coffee, drink it black and my dad always told me that if I wanted to drink beer, make it a good one.
RH, your Dad was right. Go big or not at all. No diet, no lite, no sugar free, no none uv dat stuff. Hey, hey, hey!!! High test all the way.
Just switched to Grolsch
I had wine last night with my antibiotics. I think I had wine last night. I dont' really remember, but if I did it was just one glass.
The Beer Tent is alive again!
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