The Beer Tent

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Clyde, Sep 5, 2005.


  1. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    I'll bring some of the
    lbc_main_bottleshot_665.
     
  2. TLynn

    TLynn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Clyde, Clyde, Clyde....dark beer, dark beer...it has to have body!!!

    Geez you guys from the east coast just don't know what beer really is do you?
     
  3. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    This east coaster actually prefers dark to light. Give me a good stout any day or a Bass ale. Sam Adams makes some pretty good brews. I have fond memories of my granddad's home brew but once a few years ago I mentioned that to my mom, she said it was the worst tasting stuff she had ever had. [beer]
     
  4. BRONZ

    BRONZ Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    I drink yingling(sp) :D
     
  5. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

  6. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Beery humor - Oldies but goodies

    Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I

    feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think

    about the workers in the brewery and all of their

    hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they

    might be out of work and their dreams would be

    shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer

    and let their dreams come true than be selfish and

    worry about my liver."



    Babe Ruth

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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they

    wake up in the morning, that! 's as good as they're

    going to feel all day."



    Lyndon B. Johnson

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    "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up

    reading."



    Paul Hornung

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    "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?

    I think not."



    H. L. Mencken

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    "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we

    fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.

    When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all

    get drunk and go to heaven!"



    George Bernard Shaw

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    "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be

    happy."



    Benjamin Franklin

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    "Without question, the greatest invention in the

    history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the

    wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does

    not go nearly as well with pizza."



    Dave Barry

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    BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!



    W. C. Fields

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    Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.



    Professor Irwin Corey

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    To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.

    Salvation in a can!



    LEO Durocher

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    One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the"

    Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:



    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo

    can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And

    when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest

    ones at the back that are killed first. This natural

    selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the

    general speed and health of the whole group keeps

    improving by the regular killing of the weakest

    members! In much the same way, the human brain can

    only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

    Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain

    cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and

    weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular

    consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,

    making the brain a faster and more efficient machine!

    That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
     
  7. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    [applaud]

    I forgot how many of those quotes I have heard and loved

    [boozingbuddies]
     
  8. magnus392

    magnus392 Field Marshall Mags Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Anything beer/ale-wise by St. Arnold is banned from my presence! That was the worst hang over I have ever had in my life!
     
  9. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    I'm back on the junk tonight... bud light [boozingbuddies] [boozingbuddies] [boozingbuddies] [boozingbuddies] [boozingbuddies] [boozingbuddies] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer] [beer]

    Glad to see this thread set a bumparoo
     
  10. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    Ditch the Bud Light and pick yourself up some Sam Adams Spring Ale - my mother always told me that if I wanted to drink coffee, drink it black and my dad always told me that if I wanted to drink beer, make it a good one.
     
  11. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    RH, your Dad was right. Go big or not at all. No diet, no lite, no sugar free, no none uv dat stuff. Hey, hey, hey!!! High test all the way. [boozingbuddies]
     
  12. melbo

    melbo Hunter Gatherer Administrator Founding Member

    Just switched to Grolsch
     
  13. RightHand

    RightHand Pioneer in a New World Moderator Founding Member

    Good lager
     
  14. Clyde

    Clyde Jet Set Tourer Administrator Founding Member

    I had wine last night with my antibiotics. I think I had wine last night. I dont' really remember, but if I did it was just one glass.
     
  15. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    [bestpost] [beer] [boozingbuddies]
     
  16. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    The Beer Tent is alive again!
     
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