The Best Nigerian Bank Scam Letter

Discussion in 'Financial Cents' started by Jonas Parker, Sep 25, 2008.

  1. Jonas Parker

    Jonas Parker Hooligan

    Dear American:

    I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
    with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

    I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country
    has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800
    billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most
    profitable to you.

    I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
    replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you
    may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement
    in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.

    This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the
    funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in
    the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance.

    My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy
    person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.
    Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account
    numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to so that we may transfer your
    commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

    Yours Faithfully,
    Minister of Treasury Paulson
  2. kckndrgn

    kckndrgn Monkey+++ Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well, the .gov could use the extra cash. Just send him the account and routing number of the Fed Reserve [LMAO]
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Ok...that's funny! :lol:
  4. BAT1

    BAT1 Cowboys know no fear

    If you buy me a hamburger today, I will glady pay you Tuesday. Iraq has WMD's. It's for the children. Iran is building nuclear weapons. It's for your saftey. Were here to help. Hold still now laddy. if you don't eat your meat, how can you have your pudding? Please bend over, so we can analyze the problem.
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