The Best Obama Joke

Discussion in 'Freedom and Liberty' started by Seacowboys, Feb 20, 2015.


  1. Seacowboys

    Seacowboys Senior Member Founding Member

    > BOB: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,

    > Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”


    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “You mean voter fraud?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

    > BOB: “No the other one:.

    > Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

    > BOB: “No, the other one.”

    > Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”

    > BOB: “THAT’S THE ONE!”
     
  2. Yard Dart

    Yard Dart Vigilant Monkey..... Moderator Site Supporter++

    The joke is our government...... and it is not one damn bit funny!!!
     
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  3. Dunerunner

    Dunerunner Monkey

    Perhaps an eye opener for some, but raises my ire even more. Thanks SC...
     
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  4. stg58

    stg58 Monkey+++ Site Supporter+ Founding Member

    The sad joke:
    The fool has screwed up this country.
    And.
    Eight years of two planes Air Force One and his wives plane.
    And..
    Since 2001, the president has earned a $400,000 annual salary, along with a $50,000 annual expense account, a $100,000 nontaxable travel account, and $19,000 for entertainment.
    Retired presidents now receive a pension based on the salary of the current administration's cabinet secretaries, which was $199,700 each year in 2012. Former presidents who served in Congress may also collect congressional pensions. The Former Presidents Act, as amended, also provides former presidents with travel funds and franking privileges.

    And ..
    He will write a book or 10 collecting millions and of course his wife will cash in on a book deal.
     
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  5. techsar

    techsar Monkey+++

    Just a quick correction. The big-eared jerk has not EARNED a dime of his salary...
     
  6. GhettoPass

    GhettoPass Monkey

    Purple Lips, he's got purple lips! Big ears and purple lips how do you get that combination?
     
  7. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    You talkin' Rubles, Yuan, or Riyals?
     
  8. Gopherman

    Gopherman Sometimes I Wish I Could Go Back to Sleep Site Supporter++

    A good friend of mine bet me the other day that America would survive this President!
    I took the bet!
     
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