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The Biggest Loser In Five Easy Steps

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 3M-TA3, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    How to make it to the top of the heap in 5 easy steps:
    1. Threaten a Presidential Candidate (note: has Secret Service protection)
    2. Brag about runnin' with ISIS
    3. Make sure you record it and put it on YouTube, where it goes viral
    4. Make sure you are brandishing distinctive guns that you stole when you shoot the video
    5. Run a stop sign in front of a cop
    EDIT: Bonus points for being the most effeminate fresh fish in the cellblock...
    Rapper busted after video shows him blasting Trump while brandishing stolen guns | Fox News

    Rapper busted after video shows him blasting Trump while brandishing stolen guns
    A former “Sons of Guns” reality TV star did a double-take last month when he clicked on a link that said, “Rapper Threatens Trump” and instantly recognized his distinctively customized firearms being waved around by a local wannabe.

    “As I’m watching it, I’m thinking these guns are very recognizable,” Joe Meaux,whose Baton Rouge store, Meaux Guns and Ammo, was burglarized in July, 2015. “As I watched more, I realized that they were very familiar. They were stolen from me last year.”

    By the time Meaux called police, he said local authorities and the Secret Service were already aware of the Instagram video featuring Demarcus Davis, 22, a local rapper who goes by “Maine Musik.” While they may not have known the guns were stolen, the federal agency takes any threat to a presidential candidate very seriously.
    Meaux starred on the Discovery show "Sons of Guns" until it was canceled when his business partner was hit with child sex charges. (Courtesy: Joe Meaux)

    “I really want to go to war with Donald Trump because Donald Trump is tryin’ to take food stamps from my momma and that’s all the (expletive) she got,” Davis said on the video. “Let Donald Trump know it’s up over here. We want war; we’re going to declare war.”

    Later in the video, Davis makes an ambiguous reference to ISIS.

    “I ain’t worried about ISIS,” Davis said on camera. “They just called me and want me to f**k with them now. You heard me, we’ve got them drums and grenades but I’m scared to throw them.”

    Davis was nabbed on June 3, when he ran a stop sign in Baton Rouge, according to police. There was a warrant out for his arrest stemming from an undisclosed 2015 incident.
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  2. Oltymer

    Oltymer Monkey+

    Absolutely genius!
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  3. chelloveck

    chelloveck Diabolus Causidicus

    Proverbs 16:18 .....say no more! ;)
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  4. secondrecon

    secondrecon Monkey+ Site Supporter++

    [stoner]to much Crack
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  5. techsar

    techsar Monkey++

    Habitual idiot :)
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  6. BTPost

    BTPost Old Fart Snow Monkey Moderator

    Terminal Dumb.....
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  7. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Uh-- No, not NEARLY enough.
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  8. Dont

    Dont Just another old gray Jarhead Monkey Site Supporter

    We are truly fortunate to be blessed with idiots like him.. Makes the rounding up much easer.

    Yerm... He wants a war?? See above...
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  9. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    You know the kid is really messed up when the normal one in the story used to be on "Sons of Guns"...
  10. Tully Mars

    Tully Mars Metal weldin' monkey Site Supporter+

    Darwin needs to step up here and cleanse the pool.
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  11. GOG

    GOG Monkey++

    A tad too lucky for a Darwin Award this time, but I'm pretty sure he'll get there.
  12. kellory

    kellory An unemployed Jester, is nobody's fool. Banned

    Still doesn't learn, just changes weapons....[slow][doh]
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  13. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Poster Child for the Expendable Generation.
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  14. secondrecon

    secondrecon Monkey+ Site Supporter++

  15. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey

    I love the lame weapons he stole - a Ruger 10/22 made up to look like a MP5SD and a jam-o-matic pistol with that stupid magazine. I wonder what he passed up that would have real combat/self defense capabilities?
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