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The Biker

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn Mosquito Sailor

    Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Harley Biker are all walking together one day.
    They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
    The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
    POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming..
    Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iron so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'
    POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
    The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
    Please tell me more about this wall..'
    The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
    it's virtually impenetrable.'
    The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar, smiles and says,
    'Fill it with water.' [flag]

    I pretty much vote this my favorite joke of the year.....

  2. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Now I like that!
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