The Biker

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by CRC, Feb 14, 2006.

  1. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    A biker stops by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it
    while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On
    the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an
    anvil. He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple
    of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a problem: how to carry all of
    his purchases home. The owner said, "Why don't you put the anvil in the
    bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry
    the goose in your other hand?"

    "Hey, thanks!" the biker said, and out the door he went.

    But in the parking lot he was approached by a little old lady who told him
    she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird

    The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane.
    Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."

    The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely
    widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the
    alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish

    The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two
    chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against
    the wall and do that?"

    The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil
    on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

  2. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Yeah, how long did you, I mean she have to hang aroung the parking lot of the Harley shop [peep] :flash:

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