The Biker's Chili

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by -06, Dec 17, 2011.

  1. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

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    A duded-up city rider walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis , SD.

    He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chili.

    After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the newbie rider bravely asks the old biker,

    'If you ain't gonna eat that, ja' mind if I do?'

    The old veteran of a thousand rides slowly turns his head toward the young pup and says,

    'Nah, you go right ahead.'

    Eagerly, the guy wearing the shiny new leather fashions reaches over and slides the bowl into his place and starts spooning it in with delight.

    He gets nearly down to the bottom of the bowl and notices a dead mouse in the chili.

    The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfed the chili back into the bowl.

    The old biker quietly says,

    'Yep, that's as far as I got, too.....'
  2. Sapper John

    Sapper John Analog Monkey in a Digital World

    Thanks -06,because of you, I just sprayed coffee out of my nose and all over my monitor. I little warning next time please. ROTFLMAO!
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  3. dragonfly

    dragonfly Monkey+++

    Yeah, soda is not good for keyboards! The Monitor I can clean....
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  4. -06

    -06 Monkey+++

    LOL, got mine too. A Texan sent it to me so blame him.
  5. BTPost

    BTPost Stumpy Old Fart,Deadman Walking, Snow Monkey Moderator

    You guys... Kill 'Me"... lucky I first read this thread on my Laptop.... with no Liquids in sight....
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  6. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    I learned a long time ago to swallow BEFORE I click on something like this!
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  7. limpingbear

    limpingbear future cancer survivor....

    all i can think of is "navy food".
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