the black bra...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by MinTX, Nov 29, 2009.

  1. MinTX

    MinTX lostinaustin

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a
    black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

    Here's how it all went....

    My engaged friend:
    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask He saw me and said,
    'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:
    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. <wbr> <wbr> When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and had his way with me.

    Then I had to share my story:
    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me, he said.

    'What's for dinner, Batman?'

  2. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    I love the joke .... I will send it to a friend of mine, a divorcee who is a generation older than me who goes by the email handle Bats1625. I think she will enjoy it also. Thanks[ROFL][ROFL][ROFL]
  3. E.L.

    E.L. Moderator of Lead Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Well look what the bat drug in.........

    Since I know you are not married, nor must be the mistress. [lolol]
  4. Tango3

    Tango3 Aimless wanderer

    [fnny]Whats the difference between your girlfriend,
    your mistress,
    and your wife?
    Your girlfriend says:"Are you done already?"
    your mistress says: :"Aren't you done yet?"
    your wife says:" Beige!... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige![dunno][lolol]
  5. Tracy

    Tracy Insatiably Curious Moderator Founding Member

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