The Blind Bunny...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by Witch Doctor 01, Jul 9, 2016.


  1. Witch Doctor 01

    Witch Doctor 01 Mojo Maker

    One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-plop!, right on his twitchy little nose.
    "Oh, please excuse me!" said the ever-so-polite bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see."
    "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
    "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
    So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a dear twitchy little nose; YOU must be a BUNNY RABBIT!" And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy.
    Then he said, "I can't thank you enough, but, by the way, WHAT kind of animal are YOU?"
    And the snake replied that he didn't know, and the bunny agreed to examine HIM, and when he was finished, the snake said, "Well, what kind of an animal am I?" So the bunny felt the snake all over, and he replied, "You're hard, you're cold, you're slimy, and you haven't got any balls... You must be a lawyer."
     
  2. UncleMorgan

    UncleMorgan I eat vegetables. My friends are not vegetables.

    Hoo-rah!
     
  3. Salted Weapon

    Salted Weapon West Coast Monkey

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