the Blind Cashier

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by tacmotusn, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. tacmotusn

    tacmotusn RIP 1/13/21

    :Blind Cashier

    A woman goes into Bass Pro Shops to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
    birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes
    over to the counter.

    The clerk was standing behind the counter wearing dark shades. She says to
    him, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

    He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter,
    I can tell you everything from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway...... He says,
    "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB.
    Test line. It's a good all-around combination, and it's on sale this week
    for only $20.00."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it
    dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit
    card drops on the floor.

    "Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says. She bends down to pick it up
    and accidentally farts.

    At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes......there is no way
    the blind clerk could tell it was her who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't
    know that she was the only person around?

    The man rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $34.50 please." The woman is
    totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were
    on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"

    He replies, "Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is
    $11.00, and the Catfish Bait is $3.50." She paid it and left without saying
    a word.....
  2. toydoc

    toydoc Monkey+++

    I wished you would have labeled this "not safe while at work". I read it and almost fell over in/with my chair. I haven't laughed that hard in a few days.
    tacmotusn likes this.
  3. Georgia_Boy

    Georgia_Boy Monkey+++

    +1000, a new classic! Thanks.....
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