The Blonde and the Dead Rabbit...

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Jun 20, 2006.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    The Blonde and the Dead Rabbit...


    ... A man was driving along the highway and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit.
    Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful that he began to cry. A blonde woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
    "I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
    The blonde told the man not to worry. She knew what to do.
    She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two people and hopped down the road. Ten feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two people again, hopped down the road another 10 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 10 feet, turned and waved and repeated this again and again until it was out of sight.
    The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded,
    "What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"

    The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:











    "Hair Spray - Restores Life to Dead Hair. Adds Permanent Wave."
     
  2. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

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    Help my Rabbit
     
  3. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    What's Black & Blue & Brown and laying in a ditch?
    A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.



    Why is brunette considered an evil color?
    When was the last time you saw a blonde witch.






    We'll leave it with those..

    some are downright mean....and I just can't/won't go there...
     
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