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The Blonde

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by boomersooner, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. boomersooner

    boomersooner Monkey++

    A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

    She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me'

    Delighted, the girl quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

    The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?'

    The blonde came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the startled husband asked

    'Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.'

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a ten dollar tip.

    'And by the way, ' the blonde added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.
  2. andy

    andy Monkey+++

  3. ColtCarbine

    ColtCarbine Monkey+++ Founding Member

    CRC ought to like that one [gone]

  4. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

  5. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    LaLaLaLa, I can't hear y'all...

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