The blonde

Discussion in 'Humor - Jokes - Games and Diversions' started by ghostrider, Apr 6, 2006.


  1. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Mental Deficiency


    "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," the blonde asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

    "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If she hesitates, that puts you on the track."

    "What sort of question?"

    "Well, you might ask her, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'

    The blonde thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
     
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  2. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    You met my daughter WHEN?????????

    [nono]





    I swear..I think she would say something like that..to be sooooo smart in other things...poor kid....

    and why..WHY are they always blonde??? huh??
     
  3. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Because they earn the privilege. [gone]
     
  4. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    You can run....but you cannot hide...we're not ALL dumb... :D
     
  5. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    Ah, the odds of betting on a six sigma probablility. Pretty good chance to win --
     
  6. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    Inherited?
     
  7. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Nope..she's much better in Math than I am.. :D


    [raspberry]
     
  8. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    [LMAO]
     
  9. ghrit

    ghrit Ambulatory anachronism Administrator Founding Member

    And another blonde --

    Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
    down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00
    news was now on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a
    tall building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Homer and said, Do
    you think he'll jump? "Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll jump" The
    blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and
    said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
    guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde
    was very upset and handed her 20 dollars to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair.
    Here's your money." Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this
    earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did
    too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

    Homer took the money. [LMAO]
     
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  10. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member

    Re: And another blonde --


    Keep it up..

    I'll start bringing out the male gender jokes... :D
     
  11. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    You have the wrong verb tense there.
     
  12. CRC

    CRC Survivor of Tidal Waves | RIP 7-24-2015 Moderator Emeritus Founding Member


    I'll take English for 1000 Alex....



    [raspberry]
     
  13. ghostrider

    ghostrider Resident Poltergeist Founding Member

    What is past or past perfect.
     
  14. Quigley_Sharps

    Quigley_Sharps The Badministrator Administrator Founding Member

    Re: And another blonde --

    :D
     
  15. Ganado

    Ganado Monkey+++

    [​IMG]
    A blind guy sits down at a bar and shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blond joke?"

    In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 225 pounds and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blond. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

    "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
     
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  16. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    A waitress was having a bad day fumbling with dishes and such , and I had just commented on her newly colored blond hair, tying to cheer her up. and she said It was originally brown till she had the stupid put in .
     
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  17. chimo

    chimo the few, the proud, the jarhead monkey crowd Site Supporter+

    My wife is a blonde...and that's all I am going to say about that, for my own safety.
     
  18. Gray Wolf

    Gray Wolf Monkey+++

    Good idea.
     
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