The border wall is going to get longer

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by azrancher, Feb 4, 2018.

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  1. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++




    President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of Mexico, which provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of California to the country of Mexico.

    President Trump noted that this deal, which he claims “is his largest real estate deal ever” is a win-win for everyone involved. One of the benefits he says he will highlight during a prime time address from the oval office later will include using the proceeds received by the US from Mexico to:

    1) pay for the Wall (fulfilling yet another campaign promise), a wall which will now include the length of the eastern border of California,

    2) fund all the infrastructure spending in the remaining 49 states and

    3) pay to relocate the 67 Republicans that currently reside in California.

    He also noted that Federal money saved from the reduction of California citizens on US social programs will allow those social programs to be cash positive in less than 3 years.

    Mexican President Nieto announced that he has already introduced a bill to the Mexican Congress asking to change his country’s name to MexiCal.

    Other benefits President Trump intends to discuss during a prime time address will include:

    California will now be able to act as a sanctuary state within MexiCal noting that there is much more room for the refugees who will find the climate in the State of California more desirable than the climate in US cities such as NYC, Detroit or Chicago.

    The elimination of the existing border between Mexico and California will allow drugs to flow more freely between Mexico and the users in Hollywood. Drug tunnel diggers at the Tijuana border will now be able to use their skills to dig tunnels under Los Angeles to help ease congestion in that city and allow rioters to move about the city’s universities more freely.

    The U.S. taxpayer will no longer be on the hook for any future disaster relief required once the next megaquake hits California. The space in the Capitol and other DC buildings vacated by representatives of California will be fumigated and turned into “time-out rooms” for the press as well as Liberty Centers where US citizens can meet with their congressmen to discuss the pursuit of economic freedom.

    Nancy Pelosi released a statement stating that she looks forward to making the Mexican President’s life miserable and prefers the year round weather in Mexico City to that of DC. Her office has already announced a schedule of fund raising activities for what is believed to be an upcoming campaign to run for President of MexiCal. Papers released along with Trump’s statement reveal that a newly incorporated real estate company, pmurT, Inc., which was intimately involved in the deal discussions, will receive a broker fee of $25 billion on the California sale.

    An anonymous pmurT, Inc. representative has revealed that the profits on the deal are HUGE and will be used to purchase, develop and convert all abandoned US Federal facilities in California into special high end retreats and resorts which will assist California residents with managing their euphoria and transition into the nanny state they have so long desired to be. The exact northern border of the new MexiCal is still under negotiation.

    Apparently the White House is concerned that certain members of congress may be unwilling to give up California’s wine country and are suggesting that the northern border align with the north end of the Golden Gate Bridge. California residents will be issued special blue cards to cross the border into the US so that the total number of California liberals entering the US can be tracked and at any point in time not exceed predetermined levels. Residents that remain in California after the effective date of the sale will not be allowed to seek refugee status in the US in the future.

    Mexican President Nieto stated he is thrilled with the deal and is looking forward to declaring Spanish the national language for his newly acquired territory and opening SSL (Spanish as a second language) schools throughout California. He also noted that funding for the transaction would come from the Mexican drug cartels, which have agreed to provide low interest loans to Mexico so long as they are allowed to move their cash out of Switzerland and the Cayman Islands back into Mexico tax free.

    White House representatives refused to confirm rumors that a similar deal may be in the works for the sale of Northeastern states from NY through Maine, to Canada.

    President Trump wrapped up his statement stating, “this deal is HUGE and will help Make America, albeit a little smaller, Great Again”

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  2. T. Riley

    T. Riley Monkey+++ Site Supporter++

    I think the Fed's should just announce they will not apprehend or deport any illegal from California and give illegals elsewhere 90 days to get there or face immediate, unquestioned deportation when apprehended. Let's give them 20 million more dreamers on welfare.
  3. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    How much did we have to pay to get them to take California?

    Most of the people in Maine hate canada.
    Plus they have an asshole republican governor who is fairly rapidly undoing 2 generations of libtard, nut job economics, bringing jobs back to the state. Took the state from a billion dollar debt, to nearly a billion dollar surplus in 6 years.
    Pissed off every single liberal every single day for 4 years and still got reelected and will probably get reelected again.
    Last edited: Feb 5, 2018
  4. oldman11

    oldman11 Monkey++

    azrancher right on,thank you.
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  5. arleigh

    arleigh Goophy monkey

    Then New Mexico , Arizona Nevada, and so on.
  6. azrancher

    azrancher Monkey +++

    New Mexico I can understand, the only blue state in a field of red, and unless we can extradite the Libtards that have settled in the Tucson area AZ may also turn blue someday, except that we really are right now with McStain and Flakey.

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  7. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Don't give the whole state to mexico. Just the parts with no water, gas, oil, wind power or coal.
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  8. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    As long as all the liberals in Californistan have to give up US Citizenship, I'm all for it.
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  9. 3M-TA3

    3M-TA3 Cold Wet Monkey Site Supporter++

    The new federal tax cuts along with California's decision to raise taxes on corporations to effectively take them away may solve the entire problem. If you are a business why stay in California when you can relocate elsewhere and get an enormous profit advantage? Everybody except ag can pack up and leave. High tech might even bolt from San Jose and elsewhere.

    Then how is California going to keep funding those entitlements? Hollywood liberals - wouldn't that be a hoot!

    Expect to see an exodus to Phoenix, Portland, Seattle, Texas, and Florida. California just might crack like an egg.
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  10. Asia-Off-Grid

    Asia-Off-Grid RIP 11-8-2018

    Georgia started offering serious tax breaks for film makers, years ago. I'm sure that hasn't helped Californistan, either.
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  11. Oddcaliber

    Oddcaliber Monkey+

    Just drop a couple of nukes down the San Andreas fault! That should take care of California.
  12. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    Most of the people who can afford to leave already have.
  13. TnAndy

    TnAndy Senior Member Founding Member

    But not all apparently.....

    "In the past four months, 39 homes in Silicon Valley have sold for $500,000 or more over the listing price, says Mark Wong, a real-estate broker with Alain Pinel Realtors, based in Saratoga, Calif."

    What Bubble? Record Number Of Houses Selling For $500K Over Asking Price
  14. oil pan 4

    oil pan 4 Monkey+++

    A fool and money are soon parted.
    Anyone dumb enough to pay that much over market should really just stay there.
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